The Best-Written High School Late Slips You Will Read Today

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

12. this is just for my wall

14. it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam21. i was sticking it to the man

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

35. a haiku about lateness: late late late late late / late late late late late late late / late late late late late

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

(Found at lexiconophelia, along with several others.)

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